Johnny LeCanuck - Montrealer, Rocker, Rider and ONE of 2FatDads

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He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.

Speaking of Text from Last Night, this has got to be the best one I’ve read all week.

Dear blank, please blank.

Almost as much fun as Text from Last Night

Dear blank, please blank.:

“Dear Twilight Fans,

Thank you for making us look sane and well-adjusted.

Sincerely, Trekkies.”

Somedays I genuinely miss London and all of the twats that come with it!

The Cybermen of Belfast…

Some cool pics of Doctor Who characters invading the streets of Belfast.

via the Beeb

merlin:

No wonder I hate games.

This might possibly be my next Pentax Camera:
Pentax announces customizable cameras, faceplate-swapping RS1000 and Lego-loving NB1000

Funny Enough, their aim doesn’t improve much in bed either.

merlin:

redandjonny:

bedtime.

Fashion retailer Jacob stops photo retouching

The company says it has always felt strongly about women’s issues and respecting its customers and decided it was time to “take a stand on retouching.”

‘We hope to reverse the trend in digital photo manipulation that has become excessive in our industry.’—Cristelle Basmaji, Jacob’s communications director
“As a socially responsible company, Jacob has always made an effort to promote a healthy image of the female body,” spokesperson and communications director Cristelle Basmaji said in a news release.

“By adopting an official policy and broadcasting it publicly, we hope to reverse the trend in digital photo manipulation that has become excessive in our industry.”

http://iphone.cbc.ca/canada/ottawa/story/2010/09/03/con-jacob-retouch.html