Now all we have to do is clean cut all the hay in the US and dump it in to the Gulf of Mexico. Then get the Green Lantern to scoop it our with a strainer the size of Alabama. Of course you then have to dump the hay somewhere and process it.

But if the Green Lantern was helping out you probably wouldn’t need the hay in the first place.

Oil Removal – It’s As Simple As Hay (via NorthwestFloridacom)