Typical piece from The Onion, not to be taken seriously at all. So here are my top five new features.
- Full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline
- Sleek, unobtrusive airbags
- Windshield features four times as many pixels as reality
- Compatible with most major roads
- Comes with couple of cool Apple stickers
In other news news this Apple Car rumor has been getting far too much press lately to be ignored.