XKCDs Alternate Universe What Ifs

I always love reading XKCD’s What If… piece every week and by far this is my favourite part of this week’s Alternate Universe What Ifs. The ones in bold being particularly appealing to my sick sense of humour.

According to a report by the Occupational Safety & Health Administration, the top ten leading causes of injury in the workplace are as follows:

  • • Lightning strikes

  • Unknown

  • • Predation

  • • Betrayal

  • Curses (ancient + modern)

  • • Ant bites

  • • Falling

  • • Spider bites

  • Bites (other)

  • • Natural causes