Typical piece from The Onion, not to be taken seriously at all. So here are my top five new features.
- Full vertical integration with Apple Gasoline
- Sleek, unobtrusive airbags
- Windshield features four times as many pixels as reality
- Compatible with most major roads
- Comes with couple of cool Apple stickers
In other news news this Apple Car rumor has been getting far too much press lately to be ignored.
via Features Of The Apple Car | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.